Get all 8 Pepper Coyote releases available on Bandcamp and save 15%.
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Still Waiting, Dog Songs For Song Dogs Vol. II, Dog Songs For Song Dogs, Blast Radius: New Game+, Muh Karaoke, Flying Home for the Holidays, Nazi Furs "HECK" Off, and Muh.
1. |
Intro - by Alkali
02:38
|
|||
2. |
||||
It’s the holidays and all your friends are comin’ back to town.
The streets are clogged with traffic while the snow is falling down.
Be it a Christmas party or a hannuka fling, maybe kwanza or a solstice bash
You might have an nonreligious, nonspecific, vegan-friendly, winter-themed employee party you wanna crash.
I’m makin’ my list of all the good boys and girls,
And all the people between from all around the world but mostly
About a hundred people from the midwest (Chicago metro-area)
Chorus:
Let’s get excited, cuz you’re all invited.
But I’d like to, name a few specific people
If you’re a doggo, living in Chicago
You might be on Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
*spoken* You got that list for me Fox?
Oh, you bet I do *paper shuffling noises*
Alright, here we go.
Zalno, Beomech, Velli, Monica, Velocity, Rebecca, and Don
Erin, Tye Dye, Gruff, Pandemonium, Bubbles, Bryant, Shale, and Twaydog
We got, Ezra Moon Sutton and Commander Wolf, Elunn Ziphora, and the rest with long names
Like Blue Heeler Sunfire, Max Lightfoot, Shadow Rocketfox, Michael Dragonsa, and Ben Saint James
Flop, Ciron, and Zillion Ross. Deyna, Fere, and Dr. Larks.
Squeezy, Suzi, and AvenFawn. Allikuja walks in and the party starts.
Kiraz, Becca, Ocebot, Jonkey, I heard Zach Jones can really get into a pine tree.
There’s Toki, Tikaani, and SNK Okami, a Feline that’s Cheesy, Ty Husky, and Demitri
Chorus:
Let’s get excited, cuz you’re all invited.
No time for the chorus gotta say more names now:
Mike and Ike Husky. Synth and Tontig Fox. Zener and Vinny Coyote and Oxide Crux
Forrinwolf and Justin Chee, Aquilla, Tyren, Caspian a sergal named Rhi
Alshline, Chudlight, Rowtag, Aurorius, Cellivar, Dezzifae, LAZ, Kameran
Isatis, Sonaro, Moonlight Drive, Aeron, Battercake, Silverwind, Voltage, Raegan, AvenFawn
Let’s highlight some people, who put it in the name so you can’t get it wrong
Skyler Ringtail, Barkley Beaver, Kira Worgen, and Doberdog. There’s also
PJ and Jessica Stormtail, Darkwolf, and Moth Monarch
Alan Graymuzzle, Lord Headcheez, Jake Tiggy, and Ratliff Klamar
Chorus:
Let’s get excited, cuz you’re all invited.
And I swear this song won’t last much longer
While you were bidding, you thought we were kidding
We’re almost at the end of Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
Sammi, Hidan, Nyvel, Wylver, Karrow, Lurkine, Seledrex, Icewind,
Suunto, Ichabod, Rixxis, Soggymaster, Ironfur, and Anthony
Blue Grayfox, and Kit Pawpad, takin’ time to perfect their cuticles,
And if they mix nog with the right chemicals they might turn into The Dentist Mineral
Hey I think we should have a talk, look I don’t wanna sound lazy rhyming Fox with Fox so let’s
get em out of the way right now so when I say a name, you say “Fox”
Hiroshi Fox, Gotherine Foxx,
Kai Saber Fox, Sky the Silver Fox
Chorus:
Let’s get excited, cuz you’re all invited.
There’s like, 5 more names till we get started.
We’ll have a riot if you’re on a diet
There are some groceries on Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
It’s late and we’re writin’ cards, sorta sleepy and I’m eyein’ the clocks.
Miles Trovak and Sorcererdale, bring out your favorite winter frocks.
Oh! Grys (grease), and Amicus Verum better bust out the bagels and lox
For the last person on our list, it’s Skai…(everyone yells) fox!
Chorus:
Let’s get excited, cuz you’re all invited.
Thanks to all those shiny people
Though it barely rhymed we spent a ton of time
Writing up Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
Chording out the Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
Typing out names for Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas list.
We didn’t rehearse Fox n’ Pepper’s Christmas……… list.
|
||||
3. |
Jingle Bell Rock
02:28
|
|||
4. |
O Christmas Tree
03:02
|
|||
5. |
O Holy Night
04:08
|
|||
6. |
Home On Christmas Day
03:52
|
|||
7. |
Jingle Jangle
02:50
|
|||
96’ in the sticks, middle nowhere Pennsylvania
and my momma’s cookin’ up banana bread
Uncles, Aunts, grandparents, my new brother and my sister
in our bedrooms tryin’ hard to get to sleep tonight
What’s inside it? Can I keep it?
Oh it’s just what I’ve been asking for!
Pretty paper, all around me
have you seen all this stuff?
It’s the best, SNES, figure out Legend of Zelda
with my father’s help, we might find some success.
Chorus:
When I hear that Jingle Jangle Jingle
woah my mind it goes, it takes me away
Give a little Jingle Jangle Jingle
and you’ll have a, happy holiday.
Now I’m grown, on my own, and we hitch rides to the airport
when I want to see my folks for the holidays
Security’s hangin’ wreathes, send us off now bound for Pittsburgh
and the windchill, take it down about a hundred degrees.
What’s inside it? Can I keep it?
Oh it’s just what I’ve been looking for!
With my family, more extended
who can take all this love?
Rent a car, drive in snow, what beats new years in Toronto
strap on ice skates and we’ll see if you believe in me
Chorus
|
||||
8. |
||||
The whiskey’s been drank
The present’s been opened
but alas, I repeat myself
Red and green are nice
but my eyes see only a snowy night
this music stand can be my top shelf
The black ones up top
They’re watchin’ my fingers
In case some slide off the desk
Lemme fall forward
gimme time to grind off the edges
a few more chords then I can rest
Chorus:
They never judge me, won’t criticize me
they hold me up if I lean too far
Thousands of miles they may carry me and
It don’t mean nothing without them
I’ll have a black and ivory christmas
the kind I’ve been having most every year
the people that love me line up over my knees
the black and the ivory please sing for me
These 88 helped
win me my first love
and I just might forgive em some day
no cork could keep me
from findin’ the bottom of that bottle
and ten years later she still ain’t gone away
Chorus
|
||||
9. |
Silent Night
03:24
|
|||
10. |
||||
11. |
Auld Lang Syne
02:48
|
Pepper Coyote Phoenix, Arizona
Pepper has been recording and performing music since 2010 with bands like Look Left and Foxes and Peppers, along with solo
work. From Australia to Singapore to Scotland, Pepper's music continues to delight and inspire with its focus on clever poetry and vocal excellence.
Pepper continues to operate as an independent musician with no label or corporate funding.
... more
Streaming and Download help
If you like Pepper Coyote, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp